Work over-load...

I say over-load because I had been working on school since before ten this moring and then i babysat from 12-5, I am tired...believe it or not. I was so exhausted today, when i was babaysitting, like the jokes I'm going to out up, it all had to do with 'murphy's law' I was tired so then the house had to be so nice and quiet and comfortable, of course it was only quiet at the end when I had managed to get them calmed down and in a nice inside voice. It was cloudy today so then the house was kinda on the dim lighting, the kind where it is SO easy to fall asleep in.

ANYWHOOOO.......my weekend went AWESOME!!! I...I....I mean....uhh....I mean, I had absolutely NO fun WHAT SO EVER...yeah...thats what I meant.
I had absouteky no fun seeing Lynette and NO fun hanging with Kelly. So summing it up i had a pretty sucky weekend.

Can anyone hear the sarcasm in my vioce?
If you can't, your DEAF!
Take everything I said and turn it around.

I am so bored right now, well sorta, I am listening to 'With Six You Get Egg-Roll', it is HYSTERICAL! You have GOT to check it out. It is.....really, really, REALLY funny. Well I'm going to sign off with some great stuff.
~CC~


Law of Mechanical RepairAfter your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch and/or you'll have to pee.

Law of the WorkshopAny tool, when dropped, will roll or slide to the least accessible corner.

Law of probabilityThe probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the AlibiIf you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Law of VariationIf you change traffic lanes or lines at the store, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the ResultWhen you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of LockersIf there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Logical ArgumentAnything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.(My brother-in-law has proved this many times.)

Wilson's LawAs soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Law of the TelephoneWhen you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of Hot CoffeeAs soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, you will be inspired (by youself or, more likely, your boss) to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of Window CleaningIt's on the other side.

Law of Fixing or ReplacementIf it jams...force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

Theorem of Making Things FitIf it doesn't fit, use a hammer.If it still doesn't fit, use a sledge hammer.

The Dimensions DilemnaDimensions will always be expressed in the least useable terms. For example, velocity will be expressed in furlongs/fortnight.

Law of Universal FitInterchangeable parts won't (or don't?).

Law of Anxious UnpackingThe assembly and operation manual will be discarded with the packing material. The garbage truck will have it picked up five minutes before the mad dash to the rubbish can.

Axiom: The Carpenter's Rule "Measure Twice, Cut Once" Doesn't Apply to ElectriciansAny wire cut to the exact measured length will be too short.

God in action. Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

The Axiom of Near vs Far: Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
TTYL