I love that. But when parent's use that phrase its usually against what you want. Well I was thinking yesterday.....weird right? ANYWAY, I was thinking of how us kids might be able to use that phrase to our own liking. And I came up with a BRILLIANT one. 'Less is More', so I guess less school work is more....right? And the reverse of that one is 'More is Less' so then that also can be interpreted into school. More school work is less learning....get it? I love it. If only parent's would agree with us.
Today is Monday so therefore I 'get' to work. Notice my choice of words? Well Saturday i was NOT looking forward to working, I was sulking because I hated working by myself having to listen to the most ridiculous conversations I have EVER heard. So Momma Told me something Opa used to say. "Smile and make people wonder what you up to." So every time I wasn't liking what I was doing, I just smiled. AND IT WORKED...well on my part anyway, I'm not sure if it made people wonder what I was up to, but I sure felt better. I looked at things more humorously, like one of the guys hadn't heard a custome right and so when they figured out what she was asking, they kinda laughed it off a bit, but I was trying to exercise my self-control a bit because it was SO funny. I think it was a 'You had to be there' kind of things.
Know what I like about these jokes I put up? I odn't expect you to really know, it was more of a retorical question. I LOVE those! What I like about them is that......I don't know, The Carstianity was a bit confusing in one place, but if you don't redognize the cars it's pobably more confusing. But then Seventeenth Chapter was just all out HYSTERICAL. And that preacher one....I wasn't expecting that ending but I thought it was pretty good. Today I am going to try my best to get a SUPER SUPER hysterical one on here. I don't know what I'll come up with but I can try can't I?
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
2. Announcement in a church bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
3. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
4. Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall - Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
5. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
6. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
7. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
8. Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
9. Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
10. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
11. Next Thursday there will be try outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
12. Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
13. The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: " Break Forth Into Joy."
14. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
15. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
16. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
17. Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
18. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
19. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
20. Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
LOL!!!!!!!!
~GEM~
No comments:
Post a Comment