WELL...this morning started better than yesterday and I managed to remember to feed both the fish and the dogs in the morning....which reminds me....be right back...I gotta feed the dogs :D .
O.K. BACK. WHEW WEE...its cold and slushy outside. The poor puppy dogs are wet. I think I'm going to have compassion on them and forgive them their downfalls...LOL. I mean, forgive and forget, "Dodge and be not Dodged" RIGHT???? HAHA, I couldn't resist that. If you don't understand go to the second post's joke, a little bit confusing in some places but very amusing. Reminding me about that joke. I think I might reform to Carstianity. It's almost just like talking with an accent.
For news about today:
I am making a monthly menu, so that we can make a budget and yadda yadda...so on and so forth....ect. I have made plans for four weeks worth of menu's. I try not to have the same meal twice in one week. So it took a long time and then when i was in the middle of the third menu I was/am so sick of thinking about food that I was starting to FEEL SICK! It was like a broken record...mac and cheese, pancakes, eggs, toast, oat meal. It is so sickening to think about food to eat WEEKS ahead of time....I feel sick just thinking about thinking about food. It's a real delimma....at least i have a month covered and I won't have to do this for another four weeks. I wrote a couple things on the carringbridge today and so one was a joke ( the same one I did on the first post.) and the other two were "Dumb Criminals". I will write one on here for you to enjoy. And when I say "Dumb Criminals" I use that term VERY lightly.
#1. this one makes me laugh the hardest.
CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN
Jay Mitchel, 27, successfully robbed a shop in the Old Town district of Albequerque, N.M., in March, 1980. However, he encountered trouble during his escape when his pants fell down, causing him to fall. He dropped his pistol and some jewelry but was able to flee the scene in a stolen truck. About an hour later, the pistol was reported by a woman who lived in the same building as Mitchell. When police arrived, they spotted the truck as well as Mitchell himself. Mitchell was taken into custody for questioning, but the police knew they had their man when his pants fell down again on the way to the police car. Mitchell subsequently pleaded guilty to the robbery.
OH MY GOSH!!!! LOL!!!
And here is the usual joke:
THE RETIRED PREACHER
A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work. Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one. On the way he saw a sign advertising a lawn mower for sale. He stopped at the house and a young lad came out to greet him. The preacher asked about the lawn mower and the kid said it was behind the house. The two went to look at the lawn mower. The engine was sputtering along at idle speed. The preacher increased the speed of the engine and mowed a few strips. Satisfied that the mower would do the job they settled on a price of $25.00.Later in the day, the young lad was riding his bicycle when he spied the preacher pulling on the engine starter rope. The kid stopped and watched for a couple of minutes. He asked, "What's wrong?" The reply came, "I can't get this mower started. Do you know how?"The kid said, "Yep.""Well, how do you do it? Tell me!", the preacher yelled.The kid replied, "You have to cuss it."The preacher rose up indignantly. "Now you listen here. I am a preacher and if I ever did cuss, not saying I have, I've forgotten how to do it after all these years." With a wise look on his face well beyond his years, the kid said, "Preacher, you keep on pulling that rope and it'll all come back to ya."
LOL! HAVE A GREAT NIGHT!
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